Title: Glimpses: A Fanmix/Fic
Author: femmenerd
Pairings/Characters: Primary characters are Faith Lehane from BtVS/AtS and Dean & Sam Winchester from Supernatural. Primary pairing is Faith/Dean. Some Faith/other, Dean/other. Allusions to Sam/Jess and also Sam/other. Guest stars or mentions a variety of other Buffyverse, SPN and original characters.
Rating: Pretty much always R for language—sometimes a good deal more R for sex and some violent content.
Summary: This started out as me making a Faith/Dean fanmix. Then I realized that the mix had a chronology to it based on my fanon, so I decided to write a series of drabbles to explain that. Now what we have is around 24,000 words spanning about 15 years of narrative time paired with nineteen songs. However, it comes in bite-sized vignettes.
Disclaimer: They’re not mine. Not for profit. Don’t sue.
Note: The prologue takes place mid-S1 SPN and the rest of the story picks up a few months after the events of “Devil’s Trap,” making this a combination Buffyverse future!fic and post-S1 SPN AU.
Acknowledgements: ( There are many... )
Warning: If you’re someone who is diametrically opposed to the idea that Faith might, at any point, sleep with women, then I just don’t understand this is probably not the story for you. Also, the first bit is song!fic-ish, but the rest actually isn’t particularly.
Cross-posted a lot.

She’s fucking up his sense of up and down, with her preternatural strength and her lack of tact and the way it seems like she looks right through him sometimes. But Dean doesn’t care too much about that. Because under the care of Faith’s lapping tongue and writhing body, he feels something that isn’t death.

On the surface, Faith seems like the kind of girl he should have met in a pool hall—somewhere sweaty, smoky and beer-soaked—instead of by these crumbling cliffs, kicking the shit out of the demon he came out here to meet, him with Sam in tow and guns blazing hot. Because in that case there would have just been anonymous sex and a complete lack of unfolding truths—it would have been so normal.

Cover art, song uploads and chapter links all here.

Title: Sex Ed
Author: femmenerd
Pairings/Characters: Dean/f, Dean/m, Sam/?
Rating: R, for naughty language and sexual situations.
Summary: Sam POV, very much so. Pre-series. Gen, I guess. Wincesty if you want it to be.
How else is Sam supposed to learn about this shit?
Disclaimer: Sam and Dean are not mine. I just like to watch.
Word Count: Just about a thousand.

(Sam’s first kiss is Dean’s first kiss. Because he hears about it. . . ad nauseum.)

Title: Five People Who'd Be Really F**king Lucky To Make It With An Alien
Author: femmenerd
Pairings: Isabel/everyone, crossovers with Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dawson's Creek, Angel: the Series, and my weird (and occasionally embarrassingly schmoopy) brain.
Rating: R for sex and the hotness that is Katherine Heigl
Summary: Five 100-word drabbles. See Title and Pairings for further info.
Disclaimer: None of these people are mine, but they'd all look really pretty smooshed up next to Isabel.
Author's Note: Happy Birthday, sweetie! And also, the last one won't make any sense to anyone who hasn't read my epic (for me) Roswell fic "Second Chances" in which I tried my damnedest to convince the fandom that OMG, Isabel likes girls too! (Also, "Lipstick Abduction" is STILL the dreamiest 'ship evar. Heh.)

(Isabel for everyone!)

Title: “Sammy needs to get laid” aka the “Snakes on a Plane” of fic titles except, you know, in this case it’s past tense.
Author: femmenerd
Pairings/Characters: Sam, Dean, and Faith. Sam/OC, Faith/Dean. BtVS/SPN crossover.
Rating: R/NC17
Summary: Set loosely in the same ‘verse as my epic and unposted Faith/Dean and Sam fic, but no real spoilers for that other than, um, Faith and Dean screw like weasels and the three of them wander around killing demons.
Oh my god, oh my god, ohmygod! Your hands are amazing. Sam Winchester, has anyone ever told you before that you’d make a fantastic lesbian?
Disclaimer: They’re not mine. Not for profit. Don’t sue.
Author’s Note: I was remarking to someone the other day that I really have been withholding my my pr0n-fu from Sam Winchester and that it was a shame, since he’s just so damn cute.
Word Count: About 1200.

(When Sam gets back to the motel the next afternoon, Faith and Dean are drinking a six-pack and playing cards.)

Title: Goal-Oriented
Author: femmenerd
Pairing: Faith/Shane, BtVS/the L Word crossover, cracktastic allusions to Faith/Dean (from Supernatural) because I’m insane.
Rating: NC17, PWP (Or is it PWC? *g*)
Summary: Faith’s always had a lot of resources and initiative.
Disclaimer: They’re not mine, and the combined hot is kind of unnerving.
Author’s Note: It’s alizarin_nyc’s birthday. One night at writercon we ate pizza, drank red wine and watched a lot of fanvids in my hotel room while wearing party dresses. That’s how I discovered that this is something she wanted to see. Happy Birthday, sweetie. I made you porn!
Word Count: About 1200.
ETA: I'm adding an upload of the song Drive by Melissa Ferrick to this post just because it is SO GODDAMN HOT, much like Faith and Shane.

(Faith’s got her leather on clinging tight, and the dark shade of lipstick that lets the whole world know she’s dangerous freshly applied.)

Title: To Give and Receive
Pairings/Characters: Buffy/Faith, Buffy/Angel
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not for profit. Don’t sue.
Summary: Angel POV. Three related drabbles so 300 words.
Author’s Note: If you ‘ship both Buffy/Angel and Faith/Buffy like I do this might just be schizophrenia-inducing. Also, I suspect that the second drabble might have been posted before in some form, but I don't remember.

(They come to him in dreams, these Slayers.)

Title: On the Road
Author: femmenerd
Pairing: Jared/Jensen RPS aka Padackles
Rating: I believe that would be NC17.
Summary: Jared. Jensen. Phone sex. Homoerotic subtext in the Beat Generation “novels.”
Disclaimer: So very much not mine and not real, except for my newly purchased ticket to Hell.
Author’s Note: Kripke really did base Sam and Dean off of Sal and Dean from “On the Road” by Jack Kerouac, however. sharpest_rose has some meta about that here if you want some thinky thoughts to accompany this porn. And if you happen to be one of my non-fandom RL friends with access to this journal, you might want to avoid clicking the link at all costs if you want to look me in the eye again.
Word Count: Only about 700. But I squeezed all the wrongness I could muster in there.

(It’s three in the morning and call is in four hours and this is a dream—it must be.)

Title: Typecast
Author: femmenerd
Fandom: CW RPF/S
Pairings: Jensen Ackles/Eliza Dushku/Christian Kane. Allusions to Jared/Jensen--OK, an angsty Padackles-longing subplot. Mentions of Jensen/Joanna (the Playboy Playmate Jensen used to date). Oh, and Eliza/f implications.
Rating: NC17 for threesome sex, het, m/m, and the liberal consumption of beer, whisky and marijuana.
Summary: Jensen doesn’t even know what his “type” is anymore.
Disclaimer: This is real person FICTION, meaning that as far as I know, none of this ever happened, and these people belong to themselves. But they are very pretty, so you know, I smooshed them together in my head.
Author’s Note: Why did I write this? I really don’t know. Probably because the Pretty has permanently addled my brain. But it does feature a very nice!Jensen getting thoroughly debauched…in a friendly sort of way. This is the picture of Eliza that Chris is teasing her about, and this is Jensen and Chris and a whole lot of beer, because it seemed apropos. And though their stony expressions in that pic are also quite fitting, let’s add some other pictures where they look much hotter as well. Also, in the “research” that I did (looking them each up on IMDB), I discovered that Eliza is cooler than I’d known and has done stuff like conduct a political, social, and economic study of women in post-apartheid South Africa with her college professor mother. Hopefully it also kept me from turning her into a complete Faith clone. Here is a another picture of her where she is not inadvertantly flashing her cooch. Oh and Jared is really cute too--that’s why Jensen angsts over him.
Acknowledgements: To sweptawaybayou for the taste-testing and suggestions and alizarin_nyc for the cheerleading--wait, no, she “doesn’t read RPS” so really, she and her Kane-lust had nothing to do with this at all.
Word Count: About 4100.

(It was one thing to know objectively and aesthetically that your favorite drinking buddy was a devil-may-care, sexy motherfucker; it was an entirely different thing to taste it.)

Hello, everyone. I realize it's been rather a long time since I've updated this Fic Journal though I have been writing, much of it related to Supernatural. So I apologize because I'm about to spam a bit. But to cut down on too many excessive posts, I'm just going to link a few of the shorter Faith/Dean bits I've put out in this one post. All are rated R or NC17.

I've been working on a much longer and more epic Faith/SPN crossover that I plan to post soon, so these are kind of "warm ups" for that.

++++Untitled Faith/Dean ficlet about 650 words.

++++Lost and Found - Future!Faith/Dean ficlet. About 700 words.

++++Faith, Hope and Trust - Faith/Dean ficlet. About 700 words. Half porn/half character study. All 'shippy.

++++Five Conversations That Really Happened, and One That Kinda Sorta Didn't. Five related drabbles. Faith/Dean. Sam.

++++Backseat Lover - a porny Faith/Dean double drabble.

++++Sunday - Faith/Dean drabble.

Title: Not in Kansas Anymore
Author: femmenerd
Pairing: Faith/Dean, BtVS/SPN crossover.
Rating: NC17, for naughty words and sex…and a mechanical bull.
Summary: Set pre-series Supernatural, post-series BtVS.
He lifts an eyebrow. “It takes more than a girl—hot as you are—to scare me.”
At that, she gives him an appraising glance, up and down, and replies, “Yeah, I’ll bet.”
Disclaimer: Dean and Faith and their sexy, bad-ass selves do not belong to me. Not for profit. Don’t sue.
Word Count: About 2,300.

( As she mounts the saddle and the music starts up, Dean hears people whispering into their brewskys about vampires and dust and maybe something about crazy, Yankee girls you don’t want to mess with. )